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Pee Demotivational Poster


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


Peep Show -


TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvab****.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER - not only humans are affected


TAGS: dog fun pee
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by forseti

Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
Win.


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by forseti

the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


IRONY - Some people find it hard to spot


TAGS: irony free speech islam
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:51 am
Lol! 5L XD
Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:37 am
ahah 5L from me


PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels.


TAGS: weiner dogs star wars empire speeders
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Dave - October 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
Still great pic
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yes. I worded this badly. I was trying to suggest the weiner dogs, or whatever, are chasing squirrels and the troopers can't stop them. It fails.
Navu - October 1, 2009, 2:53 pm
Those aren't squirrels...


COURAGE - "Courage is often lack of vision, whereas cowardice in many cases, is based on good information." Peter Ustinov


TAGS: pee police crazy guy
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GFNeves

GFNeves - December 13, 2010, 7:24 am
thanks
fasteddie - December 12, 2010, 6:52 pm
I like the original "Symphony of the Batons First movement about to begin" better 3L
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 6:29 pm

first submission good effort dude.


$10 - I got $10 on this hat! Do I hear $20?! How about $15?!


TAGS: lenin auction speech
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:03 pm
(Actually, obviously, two brain foops. Sheesh, Ya gotsta be smarter than the hardware!)
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:01 pm
Beautiful. I'm having a brain foop here, was the original story from Boys Life, c.1967, or "Our Days and Deeds? 5 old memories for this one
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:01 pm
Beautiful. I'm having a brain foop here, was the original story from Boys Life, c.1967, or "Our Days and Deeds? 5 old memories for this one
ICEMAN - September 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
I'll give you 5 Rubles. Just 5
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 10:29 pm
this is a good one
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
Funny!


JOSE CUERVO - When you cant catch Speedy or slow poke Rodriguez


TAGS: speedy
Rating: 4.5/5

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BIOFUEL - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: peeing in gas tank
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Timmy

zentiger - June 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Timmy, do you practice at being an idiot, or does it just come naturally for you?
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 2:35 pm
Attention: to the owner of a green sedan... your car is f***ed


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist


LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night f***ed it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


FAMILY REUNIONS -


TAGS: creepy uncle day peekie peekie p***ert
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 3:30 pm
Shhh!
Derek - December 4, 2009, 11:33 pm
I recognise you! You're Ed-Hyde!


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


SOMETIMES -




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


THE KEANU RULE -


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


FIRE FIGHTERS -




FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


I'MMA LET YOU FINISH.... -


TAGS: iranian president un speech
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 3, 2013, 9:03 pm

they play the same game as the bad guys...they just play it better.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 8:04 pm
foreign policy is where americans suck at ! Tht's why they follow their leaders and propaganda, it's so much easier !
Dekker451 - September 24, 2011, 12:02 am
Imadinnerjacket isn't Arab. He's Persian.
Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:18 am
You capitali5t pig dog, you


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


TO SIT OR NOT TO SIT -


TAGS: sitting down to pee
Rating: 4.21/5

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uke - May 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
I sit :|


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids




HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure


TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


GOOD JOKE FOR BAD JOKE DAY -


TAGS: stress teepee wigwam tense
Rating: 4.28/5

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Neener - October 6, 2010, 5:09 pm
If you do the 'ruler of the bracelet' joke I'll kill you with a gerbil cannon.
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 4:32 pm
I had to shorten it a little for space fitting.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was sh**? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


STATISTICS -


TAGS: pee shooters math parody
Rating: 4.65/5

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Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
Wow.. Just wow!.... He's batting 1,000...
crankyhead - May 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
122385 =)


SOPA - HANDS OFF MY INTERNET! -




DRUNK PEE WEE -




GOOGLE - Knows what flavor Slurpee you just had.


TAGS: google tongue color taste selurpee
Rating: 4.32/5

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Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 6:01 pm

i like this...cute!


MOTIFAKE - This place is great!


TAGS: kid peeing
Rating: 3.47/5

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SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill


TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


WE BAND OF BROTHERS - We few, we happy few, For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother!


TAGS: shakespear hedgehog king henry v st crispens day speech
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:41 pm
Fifthly ... it's Shakespeare. It's not supposed to make any d*** sense at all.
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
Yeodawg, Ima let you finish...oh no, we're not going THERE again! Well played for Shakespeare day Dawg! 5L!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:11 pm
first off thanx 4 commenting. secondly the a**ignment was SHAKESPEARE Thirdly I'm deployed and ARMY females love hedgehogs!! Don't hate the player hate the game!!
commando - November 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
Your motifakes fail at failing. They make no freaking sense.


I gotta pee -




LOST IN TRANSLATION -




WHY AM I THE BOSS? - I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!




INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -




HAIRPIECE - You can lie to yourself, but the rest of the world can see you left the price tag on.




PEEP JOUSTING - Well, you don't eat them do you?


TAGS: peeps
Rating: 3.54/5

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HEY PEEPS - Every bunny is partying !




SIR - Do you know how fast you were jogging when I pulled you over?




TEXAS SPEED TRAP - One of the reasons why you don't mess with Texas.


TAGS: texas speed trap guns
Rating: 2.21/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:37 am
Ya eva see ROBO-COP, remmebr the ED-209 scene computers malfunction. besides if this was in texas it'd be surrounded by fire.
bob - April 25, 2009, 11:09 am
HELL YEA!!!


charlie -




Zipping -




DID YOU MAKE -




WHAT IS THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS -




RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


Cheetahs -




MEANWHILE - downstream from the free beer and vitamin B festival...


TAGS: beer pee
Rating: 5/5

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Krickit - March 9, 2013, 12:27 pm
Its just a gooch away from lake Titicaca


HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


GUINNESS -


TAGS: aggy drinks peepee guinness
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:41 am
With a healthier prostate...
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 1:20 am
Zing! Nice one RL!


EVEN IN SCHOOLS -




SKILL TESTS - None as difficult as the morning pee.




MACH 1 -


TAGS: speed of sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced




THIS GUY - ...enjoys watching just a little too much.


TAGS: peeping hobbies nicholson
Rating: 3.73/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 1:34 pm
The psycho has an axe. I'd just let him watch all he wants.
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks
AcidRain - July 16, 2012, 5:56 pm
Awesome.


ROMANTIC PICNIC -


TAGS: wtf pee happy
Rating: 3.52/5

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MustyK - March 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Good One - Made Me LOL. 5 Furries For You.
BoneCD - March 13, 2009, 7:51 pm
That must be Timmy's dog... Good Poster!


WELCOME TO OUR OOL -


TAGS: pool pee
Rating: 3.36/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 6, 2010, 2:18 pm
for sure! this remembers me a motifake i love, something like "it's probable that everything has already been said before". anyway this one was new to me this morning ;D
Cubbybear - July 6, 2010, 12:57 pm
I remember my dad had a sign that said the exact same thing by our pool growing up. This was in the early 70's. 3/5
forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:33 am
floodlight ool... nice. Is it deep enough to jump in from the bre***work?


EASTER PEEPS - For the sugar buzz that lasts the WHOLE VACATION!!!




THAT'S NOT RAIN - That's just angels peeing!


TAGS: rain is angels peeing
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 6:27 am
Male or female angels?


NOBODY CARES -




INVISIBLE -


TAGS: neener can t pee without audience
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


CONFUSION - Muhammad's followers depicted him for hundreds of years, why should I worry about being decapitated for this?


TAGS: muhammad islam assignment freedom of speech
Rating: 4.42/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:46 pm
lol "Is this a sign from Allah or do you need a bucket?"


DENOUEMENT -


TAGS: make sure your drunk enough to pee on the fire
Rating: 4.33/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:10 pm
Very Nice FacePaint!! Great Pic support. I had to look the word up to see if you spelled it right :) 5L


TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.


TAGS: i think i am peeing electricity nope got the clap
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
The smell of first-cousin *** is like a magnet to tornadoes.


LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


FREEDOM OF SPEECH - ROCKS!!!


TAGS: obama liberals freedom of speech
Rating: 3/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:35 pm
The heartland. Too bad the head doesn't work at all.
Zed - October 3, 2009, 4:20 am
Yes, we have televison, running water, and electricity in Missouri. Apparently, we ALSO have a lot of f***ing idiots.
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
They have TV in Missouri?
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:52 pm
Funny sign, could have been a better message.
Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 1:43 pm
Idiots...


HIGH SPEED PHOTOGRAPHY - Yes, we get it.


TAGS: high speed ph**ography ph**o bullet
Rating: 2.71/5

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yeah - January 1, 2009, 11:52 pm
lots have been doing it latetly....even try youtube for full clips of **** getting sh** up....
sk8now - December 21, 2008, 2:45 pm
they did this on a show with a high speed camera (mythbusters or some other show on discovery channel)
punk monkey boy - November 25, 2008, 5:40 pm
not shopped. just a very accurate sh**
Sean - November 24, 2008, 6:12 pm
shopped
KP - July 28, 2008, 2:26 pm
Whoop! my 1st motifake!


FLYING HORSES - ANOTHER NATURE FAILURE -




RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it.




I'M OVERQUALIFIED - to be an idiot.




SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.




By The Dawns Early Light -


TAGS: freedom speech usa belief liberty
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:24 pm
LoL. I have the same outlook...
Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:36 pm
But, if they don't agree with me, they must be wrong ......
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:31 am
Badda bang


Sweatin' to the oldies -


TAGS: peeeee yuuuu
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - February 9, 2014, 2:40 am
LMFAO, GaryO!!
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 5:48 pm
Try those odds when you're car pooling! Once again 5L!
spacedog - February 7, 2014, 3:02 pm
5 miLes on the B.O. Transit.
kirill - February 7, 2014, 11:48 am
Super!
Greeny - February 7, 2014, 7:47 am
This made my Oatmeal taste better. 5L


CLINT'S NEW MOVIE -




The Endangered Speeches -




Peer Pressure -




BATHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: peeping toms bathroom break
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:04 am
It looks more like the "push" to get into the women's bathroom about an hour after that 1st beer. Funny how a full bladder can bring out our evil side...muhahaha. 5L for the memories little.


Speed Limits -




THE FIRST DATE -


TAGS: boy peeks beneath girl skirt
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2013, 1:17 pm
Welllll, I don’t think ya had to. ‘Curiosity killed the cat’, but the ones I saw were very much alive…ahem
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 12:57 pm

I was gonna just put your name right in this one, Gary~~but decided I should behave.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 10:41 am

No, Bobb~~that one was, "And Then She Choked Me". The flip side was, "Am I Blue".
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:22 am
"And Then She Hit Me"...wasn't that a song from the early 60s? ;-)
GaryO - August 3, 2013, 9:40 am
Dang….and she kept on hittin’ me…..every freakin’ time


KISMET -


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm
LOL


HAPPY CREATORS -


TAGS: in a world of free speech nothing else is free
Rating: 4.88/5

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Silverheart - August 19, 2017, 8:28 am

hey


INERTIA -


TAGS: speed bump
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:09 pm
Better to be safe than sorry.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
That's why I stop every ten miles or so and check the front grill. And I have my handy dandy spray bottle of bleach ... just in case, you dig?
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:41 pm
Nice! To bad most will hit you no matter where you lay. We all to busy texting and driving to even notice what we hit. 5L


Experience -


TAGS: electric fence peeing
Rating: 4.83/5

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CloudchaserS - February 17, 2014, 4:48 am
The insane will do so repeatedly. The willfully ignorant will do so and still insist that the fence isn't electrified


AROUND THE MOTIFAKE WATER COOLER -


TAGS: its moooooooooooooooo day yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:07 am
LMAO! Animal Control in Canada is like Child Protective Services here... so, they acted responsibly. 5L
Chompers - June 5, 2010, 8:11 am
Point: Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a day early and I don't have a dog........(since animal control dropped by)


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: mexican mule drugs speed
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:10 pm
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
Give it a week.... you're still buying, right?
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
I guess that's better than "Si, Saskatoon" Cinco.


THE TICKET -


TAGS: speeding ticket logic
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2013, 8:47 pm
I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer Oiler! Sober enough to appreciate 5L's when I see them...thanks!
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:38 pm
I did, what you see there. Good Offening Evicer...5L for the memories


SEAN -


TAGS: greatness lonliness warped sean peewee
Rating: 4.69/5

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CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
HA!
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 24, 2010, 9:48 am
Pee Wee FTW!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:43 am
5 Big Adventures


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